POSCHE Boutique

Ladies I have found the Messiah of boutiques located right in the heart of Wayne.

It may of been fate that brought me there. I went to the gym, did my typical 7 minutes of cardio, slipped on the Chanel shades, and smoothly made my conveyor belt exit avoiding both my personal and public embarrassment that I was the only person making those doors move in a 10 minute period. My 3G Iphone quickly distracts my embarrassment(its beautiful graphics and its battery lifespan of a fruit fly)-- all over an instant recovery which induces a clockwork desire for caffeine.

The cars in Wayne roam the streets in a methodical "railed" way. I take the usual 5k parking spot to good old Starbucks to avoid not only a door ding but a potential outburst (I think its healthy to acknowledge my own capabilities and avoid their potential accordingly).

"Ill have a sugar free skinny vanilla cappuccino extra dry extra shot of espresso"-- all hail Libby the queen of designing the most delicious and airy beverage EVER! "Design" meaning two splenda and vanilla powder POURED not shaken.

I DIGRESS. So-- taking in the crisp fresh aroma of my BFF Grande Cap I take a jaunt several storefronts down to At&T to complain about the 3G (it stays awake for just about as long a mosquito post bug zap.) I look to my left and what do I see???

Shades of purple, metallics, golds, shimmer, black, texture, fabric, handbags, jewelry-- EYE CANDY. I don't know where to look. Panic overcomes me. Espresso is not the answer-- calm down Alexa.

I don't understand-- I know EVERY boutique in the tri-state area? No name outside, no email notifying me, but omg are those Sky dresses?? Was that bag over there just reviewed in Elle??? Those are NOT the necklaces that I think I am seeing. Hesitation, confusion, do I take a zanex? Or do I casually push the door ajar and ask the all incumbent question "Are you guys open?"

"YES YES YES come in"

Crystally black chandeliers, lush black carpeting, animal prints, deep textures, crown molding, dripping fabrics and jewels-- where AM I??? I thought I knew every place around here? Like the hallway in Willy Wonka the store LITERALLY sucks you in. Everywhere I looked was that one shirt I always wanted but could never find. Purses casually peaking out at me as they conveniently hang in the middle of a clothing racks. How Surreal? Salvatore Dali comes off the boat with a raw pork chop on his shoulder to materialize and be his own living artwork-- likewise is this deep navy glistening brushed metallic hardware over sized plumage bag begging me for my shoulder as it hangs among its foreigners casually? Is that the "obvious" intention of its placement? Genius.

Is it important for a girl to recognize her flaws??? Yes. I'm a caddy biznitch and I admit it. Rare is it I can find a person that TRULY operates on the same pendulum as I. That being said-- I can say 110% I have NEVER meshed with a person as sheerly FABULOUS AS Miss "Kim" Kimberlee De Paola. She knew EXACTLY which dresses would look fabulous on me. Took once glance at me told me which jeans which size. I tell her about my Fendi heels? She steps out from behind her jewel encrusted counter and kicks her spring Fendi Plats at me so I can see the right lines of her endless glamorous SKYY dresses.

What I can tell you is this-- you NEED to go to Poshe Boutique ASAP!!!! Kim was off the charts wonderful to work with. This boutique exceeds all my expectations of customer service, style, and merchandise.

I left with a zebra shopping bag stuffed with tissue paper, two new dresses and skinny jeans to DIE for.

Buyers remorse is frequent for me-- did I REALLY need 7 inch Fendi plats? Are Manolo's in glittery pink ABSOLUTELY necessary? No. I will be the old woman who literally "lived" in her shoes. But leaving Poshe the only emotion I had was sheer happiness. I think this could have been the only time in my life that I was able to physically eject myself from a place and not have my eyes do a siggy Regina George-- THAT BEING SAID Go to Poshe NOW!!!!!!!!! It is freakin fabulous!!!!!!!

TELL THEM GLAMMY SENT YOU!!!

Posche Boutique
1210 Hamburg Turnpike
Preakness Shopping Center
Wayne NJ 07470

973-406-7675

ASK FOR KIM!!!!!